VOL 1468 - OCT. 11, 2015 - Strange Fortune Cookie Fun
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Strange Quotes About The American Military:
"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." - Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's
One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine...- From a Soviet Junior Lt's Notebook
"The best tank terrain is that without anti-tank weapons." -Russian military doctrine.
...At a prewar diplomatic conference, the Nazi Foreign Minister Ribbentrop "sniffed" to Eden and Churchill that if there was another war, the Italians would be on Germany's side!
To which Churchill supposedly replied: "that seems only fair, we had them last time!"...
"The reason the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices it on a daily basis." - from a post-war debriefing of a German General
Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Fortune Cookie Fun
* Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.
* Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring.
* Naked man fears no pick pocket.
* Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
* The hand that turneth the knob opens the door.
* Ok for school kids to masturbate as long as it's not against Principal.
* It take square ass to sh*t brick.
* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
* Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.
* Wise man wash face in morning neck at night.
* Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.
* When lady says no, she mean maybe.
When lady say maybe, she mean yes.
When lady say yes, she no lady
* He who sniffs coke drowns.
* Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
* Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist.
* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
* Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.
* Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
* Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy.
* Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
* Man who date flat-chested girl have good reason to feel low-down.
* Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit.
* Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit
* Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
submitted by Sandy (^_^)
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