VOL 1462 - Sept. 20, 2015 - You Might be Trailer Trash, if..
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He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.
He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.
He's the first in his family born without a tail.
What color is the sky in your world?
What he lacks in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
Today's Featured Humor : -) - You Might be Trailer Trash, if..
You Might Be Trailer Trash, If. . .
1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2. You let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this."
8. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
9. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
10. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a daycare.
11. You think the last words to' The Star Spangled Banner' are, "Gentlemen, start your engines".
12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
14. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
18. You can't get married to your sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it.
19. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
20. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
21. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos".
22. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
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